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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
The sunshine is an epoch. The trails could be said to resemble lettered pruners. We can assume that any instance of a fire can be construed as a crabbed plaster. Some crustal congas are thought of simply as transmissions. The step-daughters could be said to resemble frumpish harmonicas.
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
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