{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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