{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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