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Cancellaria cremata is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Cancellariidae, the nutmeg snails.
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Nisang or Nissing is a city and a municipal committee in Karnal district in the Indian state of Haryana. It is located 20 km west of Karnal on Kaithal Pundri Karnal Highway
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Timber Run is a tributary of Rocky Brook in Mercer County, New Jersey in the United States.
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